So once again I find myself at the world famous Admiral Theatre. This time accompanied with my luxurious and very supportive girlfriend and layers magazine most cherished photographer, Andi Lynn.
It would have been disastrous if I missed the opportunity to show my support and respect for Chicago’s very own premier adult entertainer, Exotica. And since I was planning the trip anyway, I decided that it would be a good idea to set up a little interview with the fire-eating fox box.
Layers: How long have you been involved in the adult industry?
Exotica: I’ve been involved for a little over 3 years.
L: How were you introduced into the business?
E: I actually started off stripping right here at the Admiral Theatre. I ended up getting noticed and I was asked to do some magazine layouts and contests. So basically I got into it myself and was lucky enough to get some attention.
L: What magazines have you appeared in?
E: Too many to mention in the interview. D-cup, Hustler, all the big ones. (Since it was too much for her to mention, I did a little research. She’s been in Showgirls Magazine, Hustler, Easy Rider Hottest Girls Of '99, Gallery, Xcitement Magazine, Exotic Dancer Magazine, Genesis, Fantasy Girl Magazine, Gent, and Score Magazine.)
L: I know you hold a few titles for contests and events. Can you name a few?
E: Miss Nude Galaxy, Miss Nude International, Miss Nude California, Miss Nude Midwest, Best Legs… I was nominated as one of the top 6 entertainers of the year by E.D. Publications, which is the biggest Las Vegas trade show magazine there is. I was going against Penthouse Pets, porn stars, and showgirls.
L: What would you say is the best part of your job?
E: It’s pure fun. I travel a lot and I meet all kinds of interesting people. And I get paid to do that. I couldn’t ask for anything more.
L: What’s the worst part about your job?
E: Sometimes you end up at certain places and come into contact with some not-so-nice people. Rude and perverted people. Some people think that just because I’m a stripper, they can disrespect me. They are mistaken.
L: Have you ever had any bad experiences in the past with obsessive fans?
E: Not in person, but I’ve gotten a lot of creepy letters, and occasionally at certain clubs where they serve alcohol, the guys will get a little bit rowdy and they try and grab a boob or jump on stage and that can be a bit irritating.
L: What’s the craziest thing you’ve experienced being in the profession that you’re in?
E: It’s a crazy life every day. There’s always something wild happening. I do allot of parties and special appearances. It’s all wild and I’ve been to a lot of crazy places. (I was kinda hoping that she would talk about cocaine, orgies, jealous boyfriends, jealous girlfriends, strap-on dildos, or butt fucking. Sorry kids. I know that’s what you wanted too.)
L: Have you ever experienced any controversy amongst the contest judging panel as far as briberies or exchanges of sexual favors for prizes is concerned?
E: Not personally, but I ended up winning a particular contest two years in a row so there was a little conflict as to why. But at that time there was no rule saying you couldn’t enter and win 2 consecutive years in a row. (That wasn’t really the answer I was looking for, but damn is she hot.)
L: So did any new rules pop up as a result?
E: Yup!
L: Well congratulations! You broke ground. You’re a fuckin’ revolutionary. (She was exited about that.)
L: Do you feel that your profession has any socially redeeming values?
E: It sure does. I entertain. Just as a person might go to the movies. It’s an escape for them from their 9 to 5 lifestyles. I don’t just go on stage and take my cloths off. I do big shows. Tough shows. Fire eating shows, bubble shows, paint shows. I entertain. I offer an escape.
L: What role do you think the Internet plays in your success?
E: More exposure. That’s all.
L: What do you do on your off time?
E: I have my own clothing business. I have my own clothing line. So I take care of that. Every now and then I’ll sit down a do a little sewing.
L: How does your family feel about what you do?
E: They love it. They’re very supportive. They don’t think that there is anything wrong with it.
L: How do you prepare yourself mentally before going on stage?
E: I do a lot of breathing techniques. I do a little bit of meditating. I let all the negative energy out. But for the most part, I just jump right into it.
L: What are your long-term goals and were do you see yourself in the next 20 years?
E: I just plan on saving a lot of money and I want to open up a few businesses, like I said, I have my own clothing line and hopefully I can open up a gym or a tanning spa. But I plan on continuing doing what I’m doing until somebody tells me to hang it up. I just want to play it smart and invest and hopefully my clothing line will take care of me in the future.
After the interview, I convinced my girlfriend that we had to stick around so I could review Exotica’s performance. Since it was 9:30 and Exotica’s show started at 10, she was cool with that. We didn’t have long to wait. However, she didn’t end up going on stage until 11:30. Needless to say, I was forced to sit and stare for the next two hours at some of the hottest women the God/ Plastic Surgery team ever created.
I had to make my girl feel better by agreeing with her every negative critique and comment of the bad boob jobs and celluloid buttcheeks. (A tip for the guys out there: whether the topic is another girls tits, or the quality of her mother’s cooking, when talking to your girl, always just nod yer head and utter the phrase, “Yes dear, I agree.”)
The wait ended up paying off. My girlfriend would even admit to this. When the curtains opened up, a luscious Exotica busted out in Las Vegas style get-up. It didn’t stay on long. She quickly undressed, focussing her attention on a little guy who was a bulls-eye image of that little shit from Malcolm in the Middle. It was quite evident that he was a fresh 18 years of age based on the presence of his pimples and his shit-eating grin. Yes, it was quite obviously his first experiences with the pleasures of adult entertainment.
She kneeled down in front of him, pulled him out of his seat, and proceeded to spank the shit out of him like his mother would be doing if she knew her baby was frequenting a place like this.
As soon as she finished humiliating the pimpled-face pre-man, she embarked on one of the most insane strip shows I’ve ever seen performed. It went far beyond your typical sex show.
Exotica set up the stage with two candles on each side of her and placed a cup of alcohol in front of her. She dipped two long sticks wrapped in a flammable material into the alcohol and touched them to the flames bouncing off the wicks. She began rubbing the fiery sticks over her naked body leaving behind a trail of blue flames dancing off her bare flesh. I was hypnotized. And just as I was falling into my trance-like state, she gulped a huge mouth full of alcohol, arched her back, and spit directly into the sticks of flames. A ten-foot trail of fire flew over the crowd. I got chills and my nipples got hard.
She proceeded to breathe fire 3 more times, each breath more intense than the last. As soon as the eyebrows of every fuck in the first 3 rows were burnt off, Exotica got down to your typical “stick a dollar in my garter and I’ll stick a pussy in yer face” type of show.
Andi encouraged me to go up to the stage and I kindly declined. That was until I saw the second treatment she gave to Malcolm in the Middle. I had to step up. She spotted me out and grabbed my shirt, lifting me out of my seat. She gave me a kiss then bounced my head off her triple D tits. I saw stars and I think I had that same shit-eating grin on my face that I was condemning Malcolm for a little earlier.
The night went off without a hitch. Everything went smooth. So the next time you’re in the mood for a little pussy, pyro, and pain, hop on the Internet and look up Exotica. She’ll be in a town near you and it’s not something you wanna miss.
interviews by Brian Bush
originally published for layers magazine
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